Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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