if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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