When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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