Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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