woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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