so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
There r osticjed everywhere
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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