just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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