he puts the penis in happiness.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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