Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I could fuck to npr.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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