why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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