OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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