i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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