Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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