I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Do vagina's smell?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I have aggressive nipples.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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