dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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