I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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