We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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