Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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