oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
you have to choose: penises or morals?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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