There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
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