Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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