We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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