Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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