Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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