booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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