All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
We talked him into tasing himself.
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As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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