just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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