Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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