It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Randomize
