Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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