i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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