Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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