Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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