Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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