I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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