I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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