dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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