Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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