Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
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Wipe that smile off your face.
he was CRYING into my vagina
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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