I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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