How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
