went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i think i have herpe
just one?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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