If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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