guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
