Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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