"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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