i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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