Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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