STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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