She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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