You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
so let's talk penis.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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