What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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