brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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